- Now, listen, John. It was very wrong of you to call nanny a silly old tart. First, because it was unkind to her. Think of all the things she does for you every day.
- She's paid to.

Ивлин Во, "Пригоршня праха".
чёртов диплом, он вынуждает меня искать юмор даже там, где его нет.